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Randy:
There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.

For instance, number one: you can never have sex.

[crowd boos]

BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay?

Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.

[crowd cheers and raises their bottles]

The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.

And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because you won’t be back.

Stu:
I’m gettin’ another beer, you want one?

Randy:
Yeah, sure.

Stu:
I’ll be right back!

Kino Lorber nabs rights to kung fu comedy The Invisible Fight

Kino Lorber has acquired from LevelK North American distribution rights to The Invisible Fight (Nähtamatu võitlus), described as an Estonian heavy metal kung fu comedy written and directed by Rainer Sarnet (November). The Invisible Fight had its world premiere at the Locarno Film Festival and will next play at Fantastic Fest and the Sitges Film ….

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I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And he didn’t. I don’t blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does.

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Carson Wells: You know… I counted the floors from here to the street. There’s one missing.
Man who hires Wells: [Rolling his eyes sarcastically] We’ll look into it.

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Man who hires Wells: Did I say you could sit?
Carson Wells: No, but you strike me as a man who wouldn’t want to waste his chair.

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Carla Jean Moss: Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?
Ed Tom Bell: Who’s Charlie Walser? Oh! Well… uh… a true story? I couldn’t swear to every detail but it’s certainly true that it is a story.