Win one of two copies of the sexiest book to ever be printed…ever

Sexy Book of Sexy Sex authors Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist
Sexy Book of Sexy Sex authors Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist

Comedy team, sex practitioners, and real-life couple Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist explore and celebrate humanity’s most treasured pastime in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, which was recently published by Chronicle Books. Schaal is an actress and comedian best-known to folks as “Mel” from Flight of the Conchords on HBO. Rich is a writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and is not known to anyone.

Covering the world of sex since prehistoric times, the highly illustrated and incessantly funny The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex explodes myths and exposes truths to enable readers to laugh and be their sexiest sexual selves.

To celebrate the release of what is reportedly “the sexiest book to ever be printed”, FilmFetish is giving away copies of The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, to two lucky (and horny) readers!

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In order to be entered into this random drawing, you must also:

  • Reply to this post and name the sexiest film you ever watched (non-porno), AND what made it sexy.

I’ll be running this contest through Tuesday, August 31, 2010.

More about The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex

Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the universe, and if you aren’t instantly good at it you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex.

Fortunately, you hold in your hands the ultimate guide to getting your rocks off, rigorously field tested by the authors. Every sexual technique they have tried. Every erogenous zone they have erogenated. Every STD they have suffered from – sometimes for way too long – just to see what would happen.

Second – and far more important – after you have read this book, there is no going back.

Once absorbed, the wisdom contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex can not be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life orgasming you brains out and neglecting your friendships, you career, and every other aspect of your life that doesn’t involve constant genital stimulation. To call you a “mindless sex zombie” would be putting it gently. But you will be completely satisfied . . . as will your legions of sexual partners.

Author Biographies

Kristen Schaal is an actress and comedian known to people with HBO as “Mel” from Flight of the Conchords and to people without HBO as someone who looks like Miranda July.

Rich Blomquist is a writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and is not known to anyone. The authors live together in Manhattan, in sin. In the time it took you to read this, they had four orgasms (each).

Sexy Book of Sexy Sex book cover
Sexy Book of Sexy Sex book cover
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