Q: Where is This Week’s Column?

A: It’s on its way. I’m in the process of transferring all of my earthly belongings from one stink-cloister to another (slightly more expensive) stink-cloister. However! Check here late Sunday night for a thrilling double column featuring Rob Zombie’s first feature film, House of 1000 Corpses, and its sequel (which, for the record, has already become an intellectual cuspidor for the pretentious slags at The Village Voice) The Devil’s Rejects.

Until then, the fifteen of you should check out this “internet” thing that everyone’s talking about. Don’t quote me on this, but I hear that they havenaked girls.

Written by Matt Finley