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Poster and images from Southern whup-ass extravaganza Baytown Disco

The rousing rebel spirit of a family of Southern thugs takes off at breakneck speed in The Baytown Disco – a wickedly playful, high-velocity action-comedy in which three infamously ruthless Alabama brothers find themselves on the wrong side of crooked cops, relentless Feds, mad mobsters, road pirates, tomahawk-wielding bikers, tricky femme fatales and an unforgettable ….

Poster released for Luc Bessen-produced sci-fi thriller Lockout

Open Road Films has released the first official poster for Lockout, the sci-fi thriller from the producers of Taken that will be in theaters everywhere on April 20, 2012. In Lockout, falsely convicted ex-government agent Snow (Guy Pearce) must rescue the President’s daughter (Maggie Grace) from an outer space maximum security prison after it is ….

Win 1 of 3 rare Mystery Science Theater 3000 VS. Gamera Deluxe Box Sets

Famous Monsters of Filmland has a new contest to sink your teeth into. Come up with a funny caption of their Gamera and Mario (Super Mario Bros.) cartoon, and you’ll be automatically entered to win one of three Deluxe editions of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 VS. Gamera Box Sets from Shout! Factory. The Mystery ….

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Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.

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You’ve 10 days to solve this and then you will be whipped. And for every extra day, there’s one extra stoke.

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All you of Earth are IDIOTS! Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.