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Randy:
There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.

For instance, number one: you can never have sex.

[crowd boos]

BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay?

Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.

[crowd cheers and raises their bottles]

The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one.

And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.

Stu:
I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?

Randy:
Yeah, sure.

Stu:
I'll be right back!

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By: Jamie Kennedy | Matthew Lillard
Characters: Randy (Scream) | Stuart (Scream)
From: Scream
Genres: Comedy | Horror | Thrillers

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Carson Wells: You know... I counted the floors from here to the street. There's one missing.
Man who hires Wells: [Rolling his eyes sarcastically] We'll look into it.

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By: Stephen Root | Woody Harrelson
Characters: Carson Wells | Man who hires Wells (Stephen Root)
From: No Country for Old Men
Genres: Crime | Drama | Thrillers

Context:
Woody Harrelson's character Carson Wells is having a conversation with his employer. Wells isn't familiar with the superstition regarding the 13th floor in office buildings.