Second Machete Kills trailer features Double D bra guns, karate and lots of knives

The new Machete Kills trailer has hit the web with more one-liners than an Arnold Schwarzenegger flick – plus Sofía Vergara blastin’ her enemies with Double D machine tits. Robert Rodriguez’ mexploitation/grindhouse/cult homage hits theaters on October 11th, 2013, starring Amber Heard, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexa Vega, Sofía Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Mel Gibson, Demian Bichir, Charlie Sheen, Danny Trejo, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr., Edward James Olmos, William Sadler, Electra Avellan, Crystal Martinez, Corey Burton, Billy Blair, Emmy Robbin, Elle LaMont, Elise Avellan, Marko Zaror, Heaven Elizabeth Fearn, Samuel Davis and Sophia Hoang.

In Machete Kills, the U.S. government – lead by Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States – recruits Machete (Danny Trejo) to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.