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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

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I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.

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Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.

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Those two bitches that left, they betta’ learn to sell pussy in Iceland, because if I ever see them again, I’m gonna’ cut their fuckin’ throats… We are family, and that’s how we’re gonna’ stay!

Win a trip to Los Angeles from the producers of Get Him to the Greek

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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus. . . just like me.