Comedy

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Jump right into my nightmare, the water's warm.

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By: Tom Cruise
Characters: Jerry Maguire
From: Jerry Maguire
Genres: Comedy | Drama | Romance | Sports

Context:
Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) says to his fiancee Avery Bishop (Kelly Preston) just before breaking up with her. He was disappointed at her reaction to his losing his top client - a top NFL draft pick - the night before the NFL draft. She responds with a right cross and a knee to his groin.

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I'm sweating like a fucking rapist!

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By: Jason Statham
Characters: Bateman
From: London
Genres: Comedy

Context:
Jason Statham, playing Bateman, says this while standing on the balcony of an uncomfortably hot New York City loft in the 2005 Hunter Richards film London.

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Buck: Which way are you ridin', Preacher?
The Preacher: Well, that's not exactly settled in my mind yet.
Buck: Well, you got three possibilities.

The Preacher: Oh?

Buck: North, south or east.

The Preacher: What happened to west?

Buck: We're going west.
Buck played by Sidney Poitier
The Preacher played by Harry Belafonte

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By: Harry Belafonte | Sidney Poitier
From: Buck and the Preacher
Genres: Blaxploitation | Comedy | Cult Cinema

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Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

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By: Matthew McConaughey
From: Dazed and Confused
Genres: Comedy | Cult Cinema

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Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean shit. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.

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By: Harry Dean Stanton
From: Repo Man
Genres: Comedy | Cult Cinema