Film and TV Quotes

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I don’t have any money if that’s what you’re after. And I’m not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. If you’re a gay guy looking for a beard, I don’t do that anymore. And if you’re trying to harvest my organs and sell them, I have an uncle who’s a cop so don’t even try it.

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By: Tina Fey

Context:
Tina Fey as Liz Lemon on the NBC show 30 Rock. (Season 1, 2006, Episode 11)

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I needed time to figure out all the crap in my life that I’d created for myself, essentially, and I kind of realized, What am I doing? I like doing this. I like being here. This makes me happy. There was a line in the Elizabeth movie where she says, 'I'm so bored, I’ve never been taught what to do when I’m not working,' and I’m kind of figuring that out now.

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By: Lindsay Lohan

Context:
Lindsay Lohan talking to a reporter near the end of shooting The Canyons, a troubled micro-budget film project shot just after making an Elizabeth Taylor movie for Lifetime. Lohan's co-star in The Canyons was porn star James Deen.

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I'm sweating like a fucking rapist!

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By: Jason Statham
Characters: Bateman
From: London
Genres: Comedy

Context:
Jason Statham, playing Bateman, says this while standing on the balcony of an uncomfortably hot New York City loft in the 2005 Hunter Richards film London.

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I went along with that thing of yours about getting out cause I had nothing else. When I get out what am I gunna do? I don't know nothing else but dope, baby. Takin' it, sellin' it, bankrollin' so other small time pusher. Ya know, you've got this fantasy in your head about gettin outta the life and setting that other world on its ear. What the F*CK are you gunna do except hustle? Besides pimpin'? And you really ain't got the stomach for that. Now man I ain't puttin you down. If it wasn't for you I probably wouldn't be here, I'd be O.D'ed some place. I'm just trying to make it real, baby like it is. I mean, maybe this is what you're supposed to do, maybe this is what you're growing to. Just think about it, don't throw it out, just, just think about it.

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By: Carl Lee
From: Super Fly
Genres: Blaxploitation | Cult Cinema

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Buck: Which way are you ridin', Preacher?
The Preacher: Well, that's not exactly settled in my mind yet.
Buck: Well, you got three possibilities.

The Preacher: Oh?

Buck: North, south or east.

The Preacher: What happened to west?

Buck: We're going west.
Buck played by Sidney Poitier
The Preacher played by Harry Belafonte

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By: Harry Belafonte | Sidney Poitier
From: Buck and the Preacher
Genres: Blaxploitation | Comedy | Cult Cinema

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You're really far out, you know that? I mean we go out to that house and let them know we are lookin' to get killed, and all of a sudden your sittin' on top of the world like your King Shit! Man, you're weird Slaughter, I mean goddammit, you're just weird!

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By: Don Gordon
From: Slaughter
Genres: Blaxploitation | Cult Cinema