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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

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By: Robert Frost

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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

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By: Fred Allen

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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn’t. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

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By: Oscar Wilde

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I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.

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By: Jack Nicholson

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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

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By: Will Rogers

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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus. . . just like me.

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By: Jesse Ventura
Characters: Blain
From: Predator
Genres: Action | Cult Cinema | Science Fiction

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That is quite logical, Captain.

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By: Leonard Nimoy
Characters: Mr. Spock

Genres: Cult Television

Context:
Spock (Leonard Nimoy) said to Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) in the original Star Trek television series (1966-1969)

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Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I’m rich.

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By: Daffy Duck
Genres: Animation

We must remember that art is art. Well, on the other hand water is water isn’t it? And east is east and west is west. And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesause they taste much more like prunes than rubarb does. Now uh…now you tell me what you know.

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By: Groucho Marx
From: Animal Crackers