You'd have better luck picking up a turd from its clean end.
- Michael Cudlitz from The Walking Dead

When you drop a pebble in a pond you get ripples... Soon that ripple crosses the whole pond.
- Jason Scott Lee from Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

You two for a nickel, jive time, freak time whore.
- Bernie Casey from Hit Man

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
- Bette Davis from All About Eve

Your days of fighting for the so-called greater good are over. This is our chance to control the truth, the concepts of right and wrong, for everyone, for centuries to come. You're fighting to save an ideal that doesn't exist... never did. You need to pick a side.
- Henry Czerny from Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning - Part One

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
- Hugo Weaving from The Matrix

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen

That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass.
- Morgan Freeman from The Shawshank Redemption

Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you.
- Nicolas Cage from Con Air

Amerigo Tot: I am communist. You communist? Michael Caine: No. Amerigo Tot: What are you? Michael Caine: I am an imperialist lackey!
- Amerigo Tot, Michael Caine from Cult