Tina Fey from 30 Rock | PopCultureQuotes.com

I don’t have any money if that’s what you’re after. And I’m not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. If you’re a gay guy looking for a beard, I don’t do that anymore. And if you’re trying to harvest my organs and sell them, I have an uncle who’s a cop so don’t even try it.

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Tina Fey as Liz Lemon on the NBC show 30 Rock. (Season 1, 2006, Episode 11)